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rereadanon · 1 year ago
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⚡️Macy's Tag Game Tuesday⚡️
Thank you pals @celestialmickey @deedala @michellemisfit and @mickeysgaymom for tagging me, I feel the love!
name: Anna Banana 🍌
age: 38 and thriving! 💉
favorite color: Black 🖤
beverage of choice: non-alcoholic drink choices for me are coffee, water, and lemonade☕️💧🍋
do you have push notifications turned on for tumblr? None, and I don’t really need them because I’m checking it every two seconds 📱
opinion on fireworks? I like them 😬😬😬
favorite childhood toy? DREAM PHONE 💁‍♂️☎️
the store you shop at the most: amazon🤢 I’m a WIP!
do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah 🤬
favorite trope: sloooowwwww burnnnnn 🔥
an album with no skips: beerbongs & bentleys by Post Malone 😬 I said what I said
if you could play any instrument, what would you choose? Definitely electric violin 🎻
your biggest pet peeve: when my husband asks if there is food to eat in the kitchen 🤬
favorite time of day: after the kids go to bed 🛌
and finally, did you drink water today? I stay hydrated even at work, I have my emotional support water bottle with me 24/7, if you see me without it, call for help! 💧
Tagging @gallawitchxx @heymrspatel @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @whatthebodygraspsnot @metalheadmickey @y0itsbri @crossmydna @mishervellous @creepkinginc @arrowflier @too-schoolforcool @lalazeewrites @vintagelacerosette @transmickey and anyone else that wants to do it! Consensual hugs to anyone reading this! 🫂
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heymrspatel · 1 year ago
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list five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity! 🍌♥️
anna banana!!! hi!
another 5? alright, i'm going to make these silly if you don't mind 🥰
the really funny noise my keurig makes after it finishes a brew. ffffFFpppPPuhhhhhhh
my neighbor not recognizing me because i was wearing sunglasses. i felt like i had crossed over and become a superhero with a stereotypical disguise.
feeling relief from the disgusting wind that blows with the arrival of an oncoming train. do i know it's gross? yes. but do i starfish and let it blow straight on me? also yes.
vitamins in gummy form that fool me into thinking i'm having candy instead of something i need to take. i am.... a baby.
PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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juletheghoul · 2 years ago
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Red apple, banana and melon 🫶🏼
(for the ask game thing lol)
Anna my love💜
🍎 Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality! 
Thanks babes, I like yours too 🥰
🍌 Banana: You’re fun to talk to!
Right back at you 🥰
🍈 Melon: I love your sense of humor
Lol, thanks my lovely
Thank you for this lovely message!
anonymously send me a fruit
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grabmyboner · 2 years ago
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Moodboard
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hey everyone just so you know anna and I are married
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abundanceofnots · 3 years ago
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- fav oscar moment?
- fav oscar look?
- fav awards show of the season?
sincerely, anon
hi anon 🙄
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fav oscar moment?
troy kotsur and youn yuh-jung sharing the stage, and generally seeming very adoring of one another
fav oscar look?
i don't really pay attention to the red carpet fashion (i leave that to my wonderful friends who text me things like, "TIMMY BEST RED CARPET LOOK rip me" at 1 am)
but if i had to choose, i'd go with this one
fav awards show of the season?
any of the ones i didn't have to watch, ha ha
but seriously, i do miss the mulaney/kroll spirit awards and fey/poehler golden globes hosting eras
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youtifulhobi · 4 years ago
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This is my daily I LOVE BELLS, BELLS MAKES ME HAPPY message 💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕
It's your clingy cuddlebug, you won't be getting rid of me until next life (and the one after that) ✨✨✨ [(just kidding you say the word and I'll disappear)]
NO you are not allowed to leave me!! You’re stuck with me bby, it’s one clingy snugglebug to another! 😘 
I love you too baby <3 <3 <3
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youtifulhobi · 4 years ago
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Anna sus, move to eject from ship
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bananabraiined · 3 years ago
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"Everyone expects me to do well? What nonsense! They must know I hate work."
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"What I'm gonna do is become the world's biggest failure. And make Mario look good. I don't care what happens to me. Mario deserves all the love and respect. No one can stop me. No one." Goes to bed with the thought in his head.
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youtifulhobi · 4 years ago
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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ANNA
Please GIVE ME MORE DETAULS ON HOBI
IM BEGGING YOU PLEADE PLEAS PLEAS E PLEAUSE
Pls can you develop on bdsm mansion 👀👀👀
oh, that one? That’s actually my personal adaptation of Montero (as in me lap-dancing on the devil).
Please, do not read this post unless you’re 18+
It’s a bit wild, actually. I’ve wanted to write an educational BDSM mini-series for a bit and that’s my lame excuse to give practical case studies on how different types of BDSM scene and exchanges work.
More in-detail, we have
Soft dom!Yoongi x Sub!Reader, coworkers!AU. Focuses on pre-scene negotiation, power exchange and constructive communication throughout a scene.
Hard dom!Reader x Sub/slave!Hoseok (to be decided). Focuses on sadism, degradation and punishment within a safe, sane and consensual exchange. It also gives an insight on the mindset of a Dominatrix and how a woman can exercise power within an exchange. There is also a discussion on how to conclude a power imbalance, and aftercare.
Switch/neutral!Namjoon x ex camgirl!Reader. Focuses on voyeurism, intimacy and cum-play. There is a quite in-depth discussion of dealing with trauma within a BDSM environment and the stigma that often involves sex workers (or more generically, people who make money out of sex).
Soft sub!Seokjin x Soft Domme!Reader. Focuses on mild bondage, impact play, domme training and so-to-say power-bottoming. It shows how a sub can train a domme and how trust is a necessary requisite even between strangers.
Voyeur!Tae x Voyeur!Reader. Focuses on gaining pleasure from watching others perform sexual acts. This piece also focuses on hedonism, as in engaging in activities to experiment strong sensations coming simultaneously from all the five senses.
Switch!Jungkook x Switch/sub!Jimin x Female Character. Focuses on the dynamics of a threesome and the delicate balance between giving and receiving, but also on entering a scene as a third party within a solid pair.
This mini-series will be lowkey time-consuming, so hopefully I’ll get to write it sometime between late this summer and maybe early autumn (at least, that’s what I’m very very ardently hoping, however, realistically, it depends on how my exams go)
Ask me about the projects in my WIP folder!!!
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cowboyb1ues · 3 years ago
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okay but we need more anna banana
We most definitely need more Anna banana 🍌
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grabmyboner · 3 years ago
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HI ZO 🗣️
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#horny sunday
ANNNNAAA 🥰🥰🥰🥰
this was so nice to wake up from my nap to thank you so much wow this is just fantastic incredible breathtaking amazing unbelievable
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bananabraiined · 6 years ago
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"Curse you, swordswoman! I will have vengeance!" Retreats with haste.
theamazingdonkeykong‌:
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“Sumia punches better than Hector. There! Prove me wrong.” Aggressively eats hot dogs.
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“There. Proved it for you.” Eats a hamburger.
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abundanceofnots · 3 years ago
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(😤😤😤)
come come, give us a hug
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youtifulhobi · 4 years ago
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♣️ Am I lowkey asking for praise? hell yes
You’re my: wonderful Anna, future soulmate, occasional beta, honey, mutual, darling girl xx
How I met you: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good question, this goldfish brain cannot remember ripperoni please refresh my memory
Why I follow you: you're my future soulmate why would I not follow you lol
Your blog is: perdy and green and I love your banner uwu it's floral and pretty and I like it (✿◠‿◠)
Your URL is: badass; I feel like hitting up Legend of Zelda every time I see it to grab that master sword to defeat Ganon(dorf; depending which game you're talking about) again uwu
Your icon is: help I'm blind I can't see shit I just see colours
A random fact I know about you: you're mine in the next lifetime babey
General opinion: Anna baybee best girl beta and future soulmate uwu
A random thought I have: I could be sleeping right now at 21:00 but no I had to be born a night owl
Send me a ♧ and I'll tell you what I think about you!
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abundanceofnots · 3 years ago
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😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌💘
alright now, where do i start with you 😏❤️
you are the best friend a 60-year-old internet creep a girl could want. always challenging me to be better and kinder and more open about my feelings. my personal fashion trend-setter. a tall-men connoisseur. a beautiful gif-maker. truly, just a magnificent human being with an astounding capacity to love and be loud and generous with their affections. no one does it like you, anna. i so wish to be more like you in that regard.
send me a ❤️ and i'll compliment you
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abundanceofnots · 3 years ago
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💯 and 👌🏻 (hehehe *evil laugh*)
💯 A fic that makes you think #writergoals
most of them? you guys are an enviably talented bunch 🔥
but i do keep trying and failing to let some of their writing genius rub off on me whenever i read anything by devovitsuasartes, toraten, @dreamylyfe-x, @gardenerian and @iansfreckles
👌🏼 A fic someone else recommended to you
anna 🙄 you're so lucky i like you a great amount...
but since you're asking, a good annoying friend recently recced conflict of interest by @thisdivorce to me after i complained (it was mostly a self-critique) about the lack of truly shameless-ly feeling fics. i've been positively devouring this fic since yesterday evening after it sat on my to-read list for far too long.
suffice it to say that girl never misses with her recs for me. she's annoying, but right ❤️
fic rec ask meme
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