#anna banana 🍌

[rereadanon]

⚡️Macy's Tag Game Tuesday⚡️

Thank you pals @celestialmickey @deedala @michellemisfit and @mickeysgaymom for tagging me, I feel the love!

name: Anna Banana 🍌

age: 38 and thriving! 💉

favorite color: Black 🖤

beverage of choice: non-alcoholic drink choices for me are coffee, water, and lemonade☕️💧🍋

do you have push notifications turned on for tumblr? None, and I don’t really need them because I’m checking it every two seconds 📱

opinion on fireworks? I like them 😬😬😬

favorite childhood toy? DREAM PHONE 💁‍♂️☎️

the store you shop at the most: amazon🤢 I’m a WIP!

do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah 🤬

favorite trope: sloooowwwww burnnnnn 🔥

an album with no skips: beerbongs & bentleys by Post Malone 😬 I said what I said

if you could play any instrument, what would you choose? Definitely electric violin 🎻

your biggest pet peeve: when my husband asks if there is food to eat in the kitchen 🤬

favorite time of day: after the kids go to bed 🛌

and finally, did you drink water today? I stay hydrated even at work, I have my emotional support water bottle with me 24/7, if you see me without it, call for help! 💧

Tagging @gallawitchxx @heymrspatel @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @whatthebodygraspsnot @metalheadmickey @y0itsbri @crossmydna @mishervellous @creepkinginc @arrowflier @too-schoolforcool @lalazeewrites @vintagelacerosette @transmickey and anyone else that wants to do it! Consensual hugs to anyone reading this! 🫂

[heymrspatel]

list five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity! 🍌♥️

anna banana!!! hi!

another 5? alright, i'm going to make these silly if you don't mind 🥰

the really funny noise my keurig makes after it finishes a brew. ffffFFpppPPuhhhhhhh

my neighbor not recognizing me because i was wearing sunglasses. i felt like i had crossed over and become a superhero with a stereotypical disguise.

feeling relief from the disgusting wind that blows with the arrival of an oncoming train. do i know it's gross? yes. but do i starfish and let it blow straight on me? also yes.

vitamins in gummy form that fool me into thinking i'm having candy instead of something i need to take. i am.... a baby.

PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juletheghoul]

Red apple, banana and melon 🫶🏼

(for the ask game thing lol)

Anna my love💜

🍎 Red Apple: I like your blog and your personality! 

Thanks babes, I like yours too 🥰

🍌 Banana: You’re fun to talk to!

Right back at you 🥰

🍈 Melon: I love your sense of humor

Lol, thanks my lovely

Thank you for this lovely message!

anonymously send me a fruit

[grabmyboner]

Moodboard

hey everyone just so you know anna and I are married

[abundanceofnots]

😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌💘

alright now, where do i start with you 😏❤️

you are the best friend a 60-year-old internet creep a girl could want. always challenging me to be better and kinder and more open about my feelings. my personal fashion trend-setter. a tall-men connoisseur. a beautiful gif-maker. truly, just a magnificent human being with an astounding capacity to love and be loud and generous with their affections. no one does it like you, anna. i so wish to be more like you in that regard.

send me a ❤️ and i'll compliment you

[youtifulhobi]

@oftenderweapons I HATE YOU I WAS BEING PRODUCTIVE WHEN I NEEDED TO BE AND NOW IM WRITING SMUT WHEN I HAVE PILES OF WORK TO DO

GET OUT

[abundanceofnots]

(😤😤😤)

come come, give us a hug

[abundanceofnots]

- fav oscar moment?

- fav oscar look?

- fav awards show of the season?

sincerely, anon

hi anon 🙄

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fav oscar moment?

troy kotsur and youn yuh-jung sharing the stage, and generally seeming very adoring of one another

fav oscar look?

i don't really pay attention to the red carpet fashion (i leave that to my wonderful friends who text me things like, "TIMMY BEST RED CARPET LOOK rip me" at 1 am)

but if i had to choose, i'd go with this one

fav awards show of the season?

any of the ones i didn't have to watch, ha ha

but seriously, i do miss the mulaney/kroll spirit awards and fey/poehler golden globes hosting eras

[abundanceofnots]

It's international Ellie day!!!!!

No you didn't see me here earlier, this is the first time I'm sliding into you inbox today 👀

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET, AMAZING, GORGEOUS FRIEND!

(yes you have to publish this, no sarcasm allowed)

(^ this is us, me crushing you with my love)

jfc, no sarcasm allowed? 🤨 how am i supposed to do that?! 🙄

believe me, i can feel you crushing me with your love 🥰 i hope the feeling's mutual ❤️

[abundanceofnots]

On another note....

On international Ellie day I feel the need to share with you that I'm, in fact, a 13yo boy. Who's very glad to have stalked you.

😏🥰❤️😍🥺😘 mate

it was an honour to be stalked by you

sincerely,

a 60yo man

[abundanceofnots]

I wonder what this message could mean? 🤔

[abundanceofnots]

😌😌😌😌

i'm listening

[abundanceofnots]

You're the cutest, I think you're very sweet 🥺

Sincerely, anon

anna 🙄 this was supposed to be about me and NOT my cat

confess something you've thought about me on anon

[abundanceofnots]

Who's your favourite mutual? 😌😇

Sincerely, anon

Hi anon, how kind of you to ask!

Well, I used to have a pretty good friend here in the Shameless fandom, but apparently she jumped ship for some guy called Greg?

She probably won't see this message because she's off washing his hair or longingly stroking a photo of his tall ass, but I hope she's doing well--and cleans her phone screen often ❤️

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

[abundanceofnots]

.... fine 🙄

well, you know what i'm gonna say to that

jk jk jk

[abundanceofnots]

27 and 29! 😌

27. best fandom moment of the year

ian's birthday bash and 🍅 ian will have my heart forever

29. best fandom "first" of the year

ugh, you're gonna make me do it, aren't you? you're gonna make me say it? fine.

i made a first actual friend within the fandom 🙄 (sorry, i needed to side-eye to balance out the mushiness)

fandom end of the year asks